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Funny Happenings

Odoo - Sample 3 for three columns

A citizen is being interrogated by the KGB.

“Which of my eyes is artificial?” toys the interrogator. “if you guess, I'll let you go.”

“The left one,” replies the citizen without hesitation.

“How did you know?” asks the official with genuine surprise.

“It has a more kindly look about it.”

Question: What are four reasons for the failure of Soviet agriculture? 

Answer: Spring, summer, autumn and winter.

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A Soviet pessimist and a Soviet optimist

The pessimist says, quotation marks: “Russian has become such hell everything is so bad it couldn't become worse.”

The optimist says: “It will, it surely will.”.