Index  June 2024                              The Newstart OnLine Journal           Total :- 00:23:20      Item 11 


 
 

Happiness :- 4:17 mins

Happiness starts within! Are you chasing happiness? Are you a member of the Herd? Beware this could hapen to you!


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Dave Allen first day at school :- 5:47 mins

Here’s Allen recalling his initiation to Catholicism at the age of four. It’s hilarious, but the hilarity comes largely from his befuddled encounter with religious “truth”. I’m sure this will ring true for many Catholics.

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An American and a Russian are arguing about which country has more freedom. The American says, “I can walk right up to the White House and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing bad will happen to me.” The Russian replies, “Guess what? I can walk in front of Kremlin and shout 'Down with Donald Trump!' and nothing will happen to me either.”

Stalin, during a speech: “I am prepared to give my blood for the cause of the working class, drop by drop.”

A note is passed up to the podium: “Dear Comrade Stalin, why drag things out? Give it all now.”

 
 

AMADEUS REMASTERED HD - MOZART INSULTS SALIERI BY PLAYING HIS OWN PIECE BETTER THAN HE DID :- 9:32mins

It was said that the real Mozart had a very childlike laugh which Hulce does his best imaginative version of. The laugh is so jarring and out of the blue that it catches the Emperor off guard twice.

 
 


Mr Bean is off on his Easter holiday! But first, he has to pack - let's hope he doesn't forget anything! :- 3:44mins