August 2023 The Newstart OnLine Journal
We really need to stop worrying about global warming, because according to James Gregory it's something we don't need to worry about. In this clip from his full Dry Bar Comedy special James Gregory debunks the idea of global warming by simply explaining that it's hot in the summer. Whether you're someone who is worried about climate change, or just someone who like the summer heat, this clip from James Gregory's full Dry Bar Comedy special is sure to keep you laughing from start to finish.
I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
The worst part about working for the department of unemployment is when you get fired you still have to show up the next day.
Two workers at a match factory were murmuring to each other during an award ceremony for the Order of Lenin.
“What's going on?” one asked.
“Our factory director is being awarded the Order of Lenin.”
“A saboteur tried to set fire to an ammunition depot with our matches.”
“So why is the factory director getting the Order of Lenin?”
“The matches wouldn't light.”
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.