Did You Know!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a
combined total of
70 yrs. experience.
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out
Loud.
This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint ....
and
it goes like this:
What Makes
100%
?
What does it mean to give
MORE
than
100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you
answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =
98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =
96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =
100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =
103%
AND, look how far
ass kissing
will
take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =
118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
while
Hard work
and
Knowledge
will get
you close, and
Attitude
will
get you there,
it's the
Bullshit
and
Ass Kissing
that will put you over
the top.
Now you know why politicians are where they are!
Have you ever seen a better explanation than this
formula.............
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