Did You Know!


This comes  from 2 math teachers with a
combined total of 70  yrs. experience.

It has an indisputable  mathematical logic.
It also made me Laugh Out Loud.  
This is a strictly .....  mathematical viewpoint ....
and it goes like this:


What Makes  100% ?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over  100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What  makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:


If:

A B C D E F G H I J  K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Is  represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14  15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


Then: 

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 =  98%

And 

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96% 

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%  

And,  

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%  

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7  = 118%  

So, one can conclude  with mathematical certainty, that while  Hard work  
and   Knowledge will get you close, and  Attitude will get you there,

it's  the
Bullshit and Ass Kissing   that will put you over the top.   
Now you know why politicians are where they  are!            

Have you ever seen a better explanation than this formula.............

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